Labess10, ewa wa 3lash?

Labess10, ewa wa 3lash?
lilbare7 kant ghada fi rabat wa raj3a min medrassa wa la7edt wahed ich-har kbiiiiiiiiiiir qudam bab el 7ad maktoob 3lih LABESS10.COM "7ta antooma labsoo 10" wa ma fhamt waaaaaloo...

3awtani qolt fi "rassi mashi moshkil. mneen an wssal lil dar anshouf al website wan 3raf 3layash hadel 7rira kolha"

wssalt lil dar dkhalt lil website elli hiya kib7al shey Flash Kbiir wa fih 3aram dyal asbab wa tkharbeq 3lash 10 raqem zween wa khassna an labsoh wa bla blah blah blah
walakin fil akhir ma qaloush 3alsh khassna anlabsoh wa shkoun al sharika elli dayr al ich-har 3lih.

ana kay s7ab liya 3la dak qadiya dyal man3 7wadith al sayr 7itash kon nhar FIL MAGHREB KAY MOOTO 10 DYAL NASS FIL NHAR!!!!

WA MIN BA3D shaft al mra elli kat saben 7wayj wa qult yemkin ghayr ich-har dyal OMO wala TIDE

WA MIN BA3D dart 'labess10.com ???)' fi google, wa sdaqt mashi ghayr bo7diti elli ma fahmash al2amr dyal" labsoo10" WA RAH AL MAGHREB KOLOH MA FAHMCH 3LASH KHASSO AY LBASS 10

walakin ana 3arf 3lash:

"Surement vous avez remarquer cet URL sur les pannaux publicitaires et sur des passages publicitaires sur les chaines marocaines, et vous avez posez la question sur la nature du produit à promovoir via cette compagne.
Il ne s'agit pas d'un détergent à lessive comme il peut vous sembler mais d'un buzz marketing orchestré par Meditel le 2ème operateur telecom au maroc, le chiffre 10 réfère surement au passage attendu à 10 chiffres pour les numéros mobile au Maroc au lieu de 9 chiffres actuellement.?"

http://www.actudumaroc.com/
wa looooooooooooooool sh7al mkalkheen MEDITEL
safi hadshi 3lash
# Posted on Sunday, 25 January 2009 at 5:33 PM

£LASH QAHWA WA SABONE? For Gifts?

£LASH QAHWA WA SABONE? For Gifts?
Al cadeu 3andha m3ana mneen kat 3tiha lil shey wahed dayman al cadeu kan nakhdo al waaqt bash an khtaro a7ssan 7aja lil shakhs li bghiti at 3tiha lih.
Ewa la kan lil kol cadeu- Gift ma3na mo3ayna, shno ma3nat shey wahed ay 3tek qahwa wa sabone cadea- gift???

kol 3am kay jeyw lina 3a2ila min Italia wa Espaniya (beltomobilat dyawlhoum, wa 7na fi america makan qadroush an jeebo tomobile min ghayr fil bateu shey 5 mois ba3d saif) fil saif wa kay jeebo shhey gifts fishey shkaaal kib7al mathalan mathalan al qahwa wal sabone?

Shno ma3anat al qahwa wa sabone?

"Nood tka3d, Khood Shey Douche ntooma moskheen, Wa Shrab Alqahwa Bash at weeleyw Kib7alna....."
ewa ana haka kan fhamtha

Sa3dathoum kay jeebo tomobilathoum, wa , ,mericane sh7al b3eeeeeeeda . . . .
# Posted on Sunday, 24 August 2008 at 4:44 PM

My Jeda

My Jeda
Jedati Taziya as in From TAZA . TWAZA WA3REEN BZAF mamat mama (mshi wa3reen bel tariqa mizyana , wa3reena bel tariqa s3iba khayba ) ana dar jedati ma 3andish m3ahoum bzaf s3ab, wa 3andhoum wahed tariqa fi hyatouhm fi shkal wa kay t3amlo m3a b3adiyat houm bwahed al "w3oriya" hdarthoum qass7a, khasatan jedati kat dor shey dorat fiya 3la shey haja bsssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeta. wa kat ghawat bzaf.

Kay 3ajbouha dak bnat al 3robiya, li kay shqaw bel zarba wa 3amroo atay lil dyaf bla hadra (atkonn 7hdaga)

3andha afkar mokhtalfa tamaman 3liya ana mathalan : al bnat khasshoum aytzawjou wa ay waldou way saktou shey haja ktar mmin had shey ghadi tsabab fi darar nafsha wala al nass. Jedati ma kat bghish fhama bzaf, tiqha howa tarit al nass kamleen li mataba3hash rah daddha, wa elli dadd jedati ka7alha fi hyatou . . .

Walakin kayne sabab 3lash jedati makan 3jbahash, ana dayra la foular wa tzadeet fi America, ma kay 3jbhash hadel ma3looma.

Walakin mashi moshkil 7itash ana mashi al 7afeeda al wa7eeda 3andha, 7itash jedati 3andha 7afida khra fi Italia ....
sghar mani b shey 4 sneen ( SARA) wa SARA ma dayrash la hijab wala walou , wa kat mshi lil la plage bel deux pieces m3a khwali wa kat 3oum ma3houm Sara. wa SARA dayman khassha min ba3d douche at sawb Sh3arha, bash at ban zween be tabi3at la 7al.....Sara jat leena hadel 3am bel 3 bodiyat wa 3 slim jeans jeans labsahoum 7ta fil dar wakha may koon m3ana 7ta wahed 7itash kat qoul Sara : " 3al 3robeyeen kay labsou pyjamat fil dar bel nhar pyjamat kan na3sou bihoum "

3am jay Sara ma ghadash at jeeb 7wayjha qa3,
wa ghadat jeeb m3aha shey Itlaiani . . .Yal Babour Ya Mon Amour . . . .
# Posted on Saturday, 23 August 2008 at 6:00 PM
Edited on Saturday, 23 August 2008 at 7:10 PM

La Carte -2-

La Carte -2-
Al yowm dkhalt lil skyrock account dyali wa matsawroosh sh7al fra7t mneen shaft 3adad al comments! wa istijaban lil comments ghadin kamel al qissa . . . .


EWA HIYA HADIK . . . MSHEET 3AWDT LIL TSAWR rja3t al hijab lil loor chouia wabaynt 7ajabni ( UGHHH!) tswirti tal3at 7altha 7hala. sowalt al msawr li sawrni - wahd al bent- ' mta2kda hadel tswar homa hadouk?' qalt liya kolshi mizyan fil tsawer wa maymkinsh ay rafdok mara khra! '. safi bali rta7, rta7 bali lil darajat anani msheet wa tsajalt fi medrassat siyaqa - Driving School- . khabeet tsawri min mama wa baba, 3rafthoum ghadi da7ko 3liya. mashi mohim , next day msheena ana wa baba wa jedati ( kina ghadin waslo jedati fi triqna mneen an saleyw ) dkhalna lil da2rat al shorta ( wahed Garage ) wa shafnaha 3amra! wa khrojna wahed polici qali lina : ' feen ghadyeen?' jawbnah. sowal 3awtani : ' wa ari nti dal al wraq an shouf wash kolshi howa hadak...'
3titou al milf dyali . .. ...........
shaf al tsawer wa qal : 'hadel tsawr 3andk maaaaaaaaashi homa hadouk. la la , tsinay ansowal lik.'

tla3 liya shey z3af kant ghadin naqaz 3lih wa ndir shouha fil share3. wlakin qult fi khatri an tsinah ay sowal , howa 3a polici ash kay 3raf . . .

rja3 3andi wa rassou mdali, jayeb liya khbar khayeb, qal liya: ' shoufi khassek at mshi at 3awdi tsawer khasss wajhak koolo ay ban wa 7ta wadneek '

nqazt 3lih bel hadra wa 3awdt lih qisssa dyali qult lih rah al tsawer houma hadouk, brit an hdar m3a hada li qal lik khassni an 3awd tsawer'
qal liya al polici bel nafkha : shoufi al alala (waleet lalaltou) sadaqtni wa la masadqtinish shoghlk hadak wa maymkansh lik at dokhli 3ando rah mshghool bzaf. siri 3awdi al tsawr wa aji.

Baba shafni t3asabt 7awel ay hdar m3ah bhdo2 wa tafahom wa bda al polici kay ghawat fi wajho. baba ma kay rdash ma 3andoush m3a al polici bzaf...
shno kay s7ab lihoum rasshoum? ghadin dfa3 lil qor3a dyal america?! waqila khassni7ta an hayed al foular wa 3ad ya3jabhoum al7al.

bqeet tan dabz m3a al polici jedati khaft, qa3 mgharba kay khafou min polici khososan nass kbar fil sin, shno ghadi dir liya qaaa3 , ay deeni al 7absss? maymkinsh. 3la wadeet tswira La Carte ?!

Baba ma kay rdash wa (hamdulilah) kay 3raf nass , NASS . li 3awnonni bzaf fi moshkilti

msheena lil da2rat al shorta dyal Hay Salam dak sa3a (wa wahed blassa zweena wa Climatisuer) dkholna neeshan 3nd !"$"£%£"Q$£%"$%£$^ wa khda basmat dyali bla monaqasha wala 7ta kalma wa dfa3 liya al milf dyal la carte.
safi saleeeet, ma wqaftsh qa3 7ta fi al saf.
5 dqayq , wala makamlash
ewa kon darna hakak ah baba sh7al hadi . . . . . . . . .

ah wa wahed al haja, jedati bqat kat ghawat 3liya, (3LASH at hadri m3a polici hakak, 3LASH ntI dayra hadel foulard qa3 7haydeha wala bayni wadneek , 3LASH nti ma kantish 3arfa fil lawal, 3LASH fil lowal mat msheesh NTI wat sowlihoum kidayreen tsawer, 3LASH kat 3adbi babak haka wa howa 3andou shghoul)

NTI DIMA MAKATSM3ISH , bqa fiya al 7al bzaaf 7awlat at 7hayed liya foulard fi tomobila za3ma bghat at warni kin ndir lil foular dyali bash an bayn wadneeya, bqeet tan bki ma kan krah an bki qudam al nass kib7al baba wala jedati,
safi jedati 3ajbel al7al daba . . .


ah wa wahed al 7aja mneen sawalt !"$"£!$$%^"$^$%^ wash tsawrti hiya hadik ? qal liya ah 3alash la kolshi mizyan !?



# Posted on Saturday, 23 August 2008 at 5:33 PM
Edited on Sunday, 24 August 2008 at 4:03 PM

La Carte

La Carte
scince i have turned 18 i ahve to have some type of identification yak? ewa qarart an sawb la carte
mashit wahed nhar jma3t wriqati kib7al shey bnadem 3aqel wa wa3i, 3jebni al 7al. wa tsawert 7assab al shorot dyalhoum. Nothing Illeagal nothing haram Hijab 3adi , Kib7al passport? right?
No, not right, not right at all . . .
msheet lil police department - al makhfar- dyal wadi aldahab in share3 bin haytem al oued kifama kay qoulou (yes I live there I am not embarrassed our house is very nice ) kan khassni an shahada dyal police- sowal wahed polici feen an mshi, qal liya ' ari ba3da dak wriqat an shouf koolshi wash howa hadak ba3da'
3titou al milf, 3a shaf makan al wilada wa howa s3ar, qal liya ' ash kat diri hnaya ?!ash briti bshey la carte?! ah benti ra ma 3andek mat diri hnaya!' ewa bda kay qra 3liya al zabour .
mashi shghoul 7ta wahed. sub7anallha 3la polici kidayr?
wa hamdulah baba kay 3raf ''people'' so matsineetch bzaf. khdeet alshahda wa qalou lina an tsinaw fi wahed GARAGE al ta7t. Garage! wa mneen bgheet an dkhol GARAGE lqeetha 3AMRA bel nass. JAMEE3 NAMADIJ AL-BASHARIYA ! khrajna wahed polici 3awtani qalina: "khorjou tsinaw bara,"

sowalatou mama feen?

qal polici : "qat3ou share3 tima kayne wahed ta7ouna waqfou tima 7tan 3aytou 3lik..."

waaiiiiiiit a minute, is he serious? an qat3ou share3 wan waqfou 7da ta7ouna? ta7ouna dyal zra3?

ok darna rassna m3a rasshoum , msheena wqafna 7da ta7ouna. makantch 3arfa ta7ouna makat t7ansh 3a al zra3... 7ta al bzar wa paprika wa ginger , wa ana mrida bel 7asassiya , shba3t 3tiss dak nhar, ACHTOO! ATCHOU! ATCHOU!
bqeena waqfeen 7ta sadou lil bash ay tghadaw, Min al 10 7tal 12 wa 7na waqfeen kan tsinaw "al nowba".
ewa bqay atsinay a Salma daba atjeek "al nowba"
Al- nass li kay sawbou la carte kay bqaqw3a fil sba7. wa al 7ad dyalhou 60 shakhs safi. li ja min ba3d 3a ya3wdha lil rassou.
O.K. mashi moshkil.
nhar tani jeena baaaakriii 3ad 7alou dkholt lil garage wa min ba3d 3ayt 3liya wahed khayna galss fi maktab dyalou, kay shrab Black Coffee wa kay kmi cigarette khanza. 3titiou wraqi.

ma 3ajbatoush shey haja............ am 3ajbatoush qaaa3........ I kept watching his face kib7al la ghadi wqa3 shey Miracle.

qal liya: tswirtak ma 3andaksh min ghayr hadou
ana: la2
qal: 3awdihoum mashi houma hadouk khass ay banou 7hajbanek kaaaamleen wa chouia min sha3rek.
No No no wait a minute 7ajabani 3lash? ana dayra le foulard dayman mghatya nass 7ajbani, kan krah 7ajbani! 7ta fil passport ll dira dyali mghatya 7ajbani! Wa sha3ri?! fi America qa3 ma talbooni an bayn sha3ri?! hadou shkoun s7ab lihoum rasshoum?!

ma 3ajbneesh al 7al qaaa3
# Posted on Monday, 18 August 2008 at 9:10 PM